I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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