She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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