I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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