Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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