What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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