Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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