i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i out mim tonsoeep
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