i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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