I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
