Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize