I didn't shave. On purpose
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We don't watch enough power rangers
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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