I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
