I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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