Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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