I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
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Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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