His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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