I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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