We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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