operation harelip BJ is a go
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i need some magic done to my vagina
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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