My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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