sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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