Me too!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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