and you said cock pushups were impossible
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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