Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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