I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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