Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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