hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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