Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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