The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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