Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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