how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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