Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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