its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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