i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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