What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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