Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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