So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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