he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i dont even know how to be here
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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