Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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