They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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