Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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