He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sarcasm needs its own font
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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