So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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