If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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