Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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