And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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