Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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