Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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