i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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