then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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