i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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