Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Let's get the cat blown out
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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