Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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