Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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