yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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