U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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